Assasination attempts (this week): three thus far.

A record minimum, I think.

Almost lost another guard, a handmade grenade failed to go off and, the classic, poisoning. Of course, I was drinking wine at the time and still taking the pills as prescribed by my dear doctor, so I fell a bit ill. Running a slight fever seeing as the new poison I am ( Read more... )

I was drinking water today.

And-

I think I blacked out, but that does not matter!

Because, as soon as I awoke, I had a sudden epiphany.

I have realized that I have chosen the wrong professions. Professions that cannot win me love.

I need to embrace this normative femininity of mine. Fully. Completely.

I want a baby.

And I have composed a list of men ( Read more... )